Original thought and original sin both happened a long time ago to people you couldn't possibly have known.
-Fran Leibowitz
Today, a large percentage of the blogging world chose to post missives that needle, lampoon, or otherwise work over James Frey's literary integrity by giving examples of how they will reshape their own history in order to sell a million books. (i.e., "That paper cut I got last week will become a stab wound incurred while I singlehandledly took on the entire population of the Crips.") Enough, already. Please go back to the Alito hearings or Lindsay Lohan or Pat Robertson, because this joke ran its course in about 45 minutes.