a tip and a funny

You can buy fancy exfoliating scrubs all day long, but nothing beats granulated sugar mixed with enough olive oil to make a paste.

Tonight Alex was burrowing under the covers and said he could hear his heart beating. He climbed out and asked me to listen to it, so I put my ear to his chest. Then I asked if he wanted to hear mine. His response:

No thanks, I'm too busy sleeping.