We have a blue billion channels. After surveying the various movie channels (all the HBOs, AMC, TCM) and my other favorites (VH1, MTV, Style, DIY, Travel Channel), I have settled on a most embarrassing and undeniably cheesy bit of television: today's airing of "Match Game", DVRed from Game Show Network for my viewing pleasure. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that correctly. DVRed. This is not just any cheesy TV viewing. It's premeditated cheese.
Match Game has the perfect combination of ribald humor, bad 70s stage decor and doorknob-stupid contestants. It is not uncommon for Round 1 to end in a no-score tie. To this day I think Charles Nelson Riley and Randy Newman might have been the same person.